I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Randomize