There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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