I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
