R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
You can't motorboat a personality
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
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I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
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I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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