Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
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We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
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Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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