Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
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