Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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