I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
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I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
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We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
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