Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
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Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
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if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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