Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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