Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
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Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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