that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
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He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
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It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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