my soul wont recognize me after tonight
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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