My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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