Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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