Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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