i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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