when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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