I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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