Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Do vagina's smell?
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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