just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
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Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
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So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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