I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
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the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
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Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I lost the right to judge tonight
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