so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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