no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
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I need you to use more vowels.
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well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
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Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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