so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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