i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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