I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
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I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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