Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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