There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
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She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
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I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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