I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
ttyl tear gas
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I could fuck to npr.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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