Kareoke will never be a sober sport
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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