i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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