I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
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I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
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He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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