i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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