We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
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I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
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I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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