So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
where does the pee come out of this thing
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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