tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
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I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
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His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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