it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
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