how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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