you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
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Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
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I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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