awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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