I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Your tits are I can't wait for
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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