I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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