Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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