You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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