i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
She just used a chaser for red wine.
birth control should be required to get into college
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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