their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
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Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
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I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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