yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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