is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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