Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
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