Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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