so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Randomize
