Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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