I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
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