I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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