How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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