mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
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You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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